Slutty Cheff’s Christmas Gift Ideas for Food Lovers

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From a Victorian nightie to a luxurious caviar set, here are five eclectic items on anonymous writer Slutty Cheff’s Christmas wishlist

Introducing a new series of luxurious Christmas gift guides, curated by AnOther's friends and contributors from the worlds of art, fashion, food and music.

A Restaurant Booking

I spend my life deciding where to eat. I would like someone to just book a table for me, but only if it’s good. I only want this present from my friends who know about good food.

Miu Miu Golden Knickers

I have never been able to hone my personal lingerie style. I don’t feel all that sexy in a racy hot pink matching set. I’d like something more regal and high-end, like a pair of these glittery golden Miu Miu panties.

Gohar World Caviar Set

This is something I am unlikely to use. But what an embarrassment it would be if a dinner date brought over some caviar and I was without the appropriate tools!

Nightdress

I rarely wear dresses but when I do, it’s in bed. I like to go to bed as if I’m attending a 17th-century ball beneath my sheets. The more embellished the nightie, the more embellished the dream.

Smythson Notebook

To be gifted a Smythson notebook is to be gifted the validation that my thoughts are worthy of being written down in the Rolls Royce of personal stationery.

Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef is published by Bloomsbury, and is available for pre-order now (shipping 17 July 2025).